Yeah, pretty much

Matt Damon (for some reason? whatever, he's right) on Sarah Palin. Hear him now and believe him later and vote for Obama in two months.

They are not invisible friends so much as teen idols?

All of my new best friends (in my head) are internet-famous comediennes. Sarah Haskins is a hilarious genius. Apparently she recently left the Chicago comedy scene for sunny L.A. Please note this awesomely pointed video. Unfortunately, it brings to light the fact that the entire "We" network should have an eating disorder trigger warning instead of "TVPG" or whatever the FCC decided to give them. Find the rest of her amazing "Target: Women" items on infomania.



My other new (again, fake, totally in my head) best friend is named Jen Kirkman and this something awesome that SHE does:

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